Saturday, April 5, 2014

Getting Closer

It’s April! The weather is getting warmer, the college season is flying by, and the club season is getting closer. Next Saturday, April 12, the Cincinnati Revolution open their season at home against the Madison Radicals! I plan on being there and you should too. As mentioned before, there is a large Enigma presence on the team, and afterwards they are having a cool open house/party type of thing at Rhinegeist in Cincinnati (stay tuned). A bunch of club teams will have representatives there to recruit. Come and help us out with the recruiting!


On that note, don’t forget to fill out this FORM if you have even just an interest in playing Enigma this year. It’s been awesome to see the responses coming in from vets and prospective rookies.


The best two responses for the goals section:


Alan
“Poop on a lot of shoulders. Better defense on in-cuts, and when trailing deep cuts (footspeed and a fast read to reaction time). Have a stronger mark by learning to footblock like the Chode. Play physical on guys bigger than me. Don't let guys smaller than me get the disc. Ever. Drop a guy to the ground that is playing physical with me and no-contest his foul call. Sleep in a bed with Chad. Own Hammer of Thor. Throw an enigma party and play cups on sticks. Improve flick hucking by jerking off with Mike Ames. Heckle more. Keep not playing O-line. Stay sexy. Get a good tan. Consistent pulls. Sign a baby.”




Snake
“Sky some bitches and throw some hucks (oh and beat Madcow).”




If you know anyone that you think would be an awesome addition to the team, let them know about Enigma and/or get us their contact information. We appreciate it!


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